skindeeptales:

Elvin Tattoo

skindeeptales:

Elvin Tattoo

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itsmydarkesthour:

hippies-like-us:

kuneria:

Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.

Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.

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collegehumor:

20 Unicorn Facts That Will Melt Your Nipples Off
1. A unicorn, without a horn, is simply a magical horse.
2. Unicorns are known to bite. Hard.
3. Nicolas Cage owns six unicorns.
4. Unicorns are very rare (when cooked)
5. Unicorns are born with both male and female genitalia.
6. A unicorn will mate for life. But just as friends.
7. Unicorns still live in segregated neighborhoods. It’s sad, but true.
8. To film the unicorn-related scene in “Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone”, they spent six years tracking down the perfect unicorn.
9. And six seconds killing it.
10. A unicorn without testicles is called a “eunuchorn.”
11. In 2009, “Darnell” surpassed “Sugarlumps” as the most popular name for unicorns.
12. During courtship, the female unicorn is always, always, the one who sues for half his stuff.
13. When migrating south for the winter, most unicorns go to Kenya.
14. The name “unicorn” is actually TOO ironic. If you feed a unicorn actual corn, it will die a terribly painful death.
15. Much like horses are processed to make glue, unicorns are processed to make super glue. If you think about it, it makes so much sense.
16. In their spare time, unicorns really like to curse, play online poker, and smoke cigars while on a motorcycle.
17. Muffinhumps, the world’s oldest unicorn, was actually a bit of an asshole.
18. Number 12 contradicts number 5, but nobody will notice as most unicorns have serious dyslexia.
19. Most unicorns don’t have dreadlocks.
20. The blood of a unicorn cures Hepatitus C, but totally makes your nipples fall off.

collegehumor:

20 Unicorn Facts That Will Melt Your Nipples Off

1. A unicorn, without a horn, is simply a magical horse.

2. Unicorns are known to bite. Hard.

3. Nicolas Cage owns six unicorns.

4. Unicorns are very rare (when cooked)

5. Unicorns are born with both male and female genitalia.

6. A unicorn will mate for life. But just as friends.

7. Unicorns still live in segregated neighborhoods. It’s sad, but true.

8. To film the unicorn-related scene in “Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone”, they spent six years tracking down the perfect unicorn.

9. And six seconds killing it.

10. A unicorn without testicles is called a “eunuchorn.”

11. In 2009, “Darnell” surpassed “Sugarlumps” as the most popular name for unicorns.

12. During courtship, the female unicorn is always, always, the one who sues for half his stuff.

13. When migrating south for the winter, most unicorns go to Kenya.

14. The name “unicorn” is actually TOO ironic. If you feed a unicorn actual corn, it will die a terribly painful death.

15. Much like horses are processed to make glue, unicorns are processed to make super glue. If you think about it, it makes so much sense.

16. In their spare time, unicorns really like to curse, play online poker, and smoke cigars while on a motorcycle.

17. Muffinhumps, the world’s oldest unicorn, was actually a bit of an asshole.

18. Number 12 contradicts number 5, but nobody will notice as most unicorns have serious dyslexia.

19. Most unicorns don’t have dreadlocks.

20. The blood of a unicorn cures Hepatitus C, but totally makes your nipples fall off.

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fnotattoos:

electrictattoos:

Pietro Sedda

Good Lord this is fucking beautiful

fnotattoos:

electrictattoos:

Pietro Sedda

Good Lord this is fucking beautiful

@1 month ago with 341 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

2 Girls, No Cup. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

2 Girls, No Cup. [x]

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tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

image

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salute-ations:

the-drunken-scott:

theprettyblonde:

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

This is literally THE ONLY episode I can remember

My favorite was when Po broke the tubby custard machine

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ilovecharts:

When Genius Slept
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tattoo-queens:

Sasha Unisex
St. Petersburg, Russia 
@sashaunisex
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tattoo-queens:

Sasha Unisex

St. Petersburg, Russia 

@sashaunisex

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